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Best Friend: Lestrade (YES) 

Crush on you: Mycroft (CREEP)

First Kiss: Mrs. Hudson (WELL)

Lover: Moriarty (OK)

Dislikes you: Irene (FINE)

Cockblocked by: Molly (AW) 

ALL OF MINE WERE MRS. HUDSON, WHAT IS THIS FUCKARY 

Best friend: Molly

Crush on you: Sherlock

First kiss: Molly

Lover: Moriarty

Dislikes you: Irene

Cockblocked by: Lestrade

Best friend: John

Crush on you: John (Oh I see, we have one of those friendships)

First kiss: Mycroft

Lover: Mycroft (ooh lala)

Dislikes you: Jim

Cockblocked by: Jim

Best friend: Molly
Crush on you: John (YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS)
First kiss: Moriarty
Lover: Moriarty
Dislikes you: Irene
Cockblocked by: Molly

im ok with this

Best Friend: John Watson

Crush on you: Molly Hooper

First Kiss: John Watson, OOOOHHH

Lover: SHERLOCK HOLMES, AWWWW YEEEAH

Dislikes you: Jim Moriarty … that’s a given.

Cockblocked by: MOLLY, STOP BEING A JEALOUS BITCH.

Best friend: John (YES :D )

Crush on you: Lestrade (I can handle that)

First kiss: John (This is going well)

Lover: Sherlock (This is going very well)

Dislikes you: Mycroft (Oh, geez I wonder why :| )

Cockblocked by: Moriarty (Why am I not surprised?)

Best friend: Lestrade (YES. WE CAN EAT PASTRIES TOGETHER.)

Crush on you: Mycroft (Really? I must be better than cake!)

First kiss: Mycroft (That’s a nice follow-up to the last one!)

Lover: Molly (Alright then. I could roll with that.)

Dislikes you: Lestrade (LESTRUDEL WHY I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.)

Cockblocked by: Molly (Well then…she is a jealous lover…)

Jawn is my best friend, Moriarty has a crush on me, Sherlock was my first kiss, Lestrade is my lover, Mycroft dislikes me (obviously because Lestrade is my lover), Sherlock cockblocks me.

…..that sounds like a Mary Sue story just begging to be parodied

Best friend: SHERLOCK! yay :3

Crush on you: M….Moriarty….. :D …..

First kiss: SHERLOCK! fuck yeah

Lover: ….M……Moriarty. wtf XD

Dislikes you: …..SHERLOCK. um….is that the response to moriarty being my lover?

Cockblocked by: Irene

WHAT. THE. FUCK. IT’S LIKE IM HAVING AN AFFAIR BETWEEN SHERLOCK AND MORIARTY. XD

What an intense fake relationship

Best friend: John

Crush on me: Mycroft 
(I’mtotallyokaywiththis)

First Kiss: Irene Adler
(evenmoretotallyokaywiththis. She’sHOT)

Lover: Lestrade
(fuckyeah)

Dislikes me: Mrs Hudson
(But what’d I doooo?)

Cockblocked by: Molly 

Best Friend: Irene Adler
Crush on You: Molly Hooper
First Kiss: John Watson(!)
Lover: John Watson(!!!)
Dislikes You: Moriarty
Cockblocked By: Molly Hooper (That would be because she has a crush on me I guess) 

Best Friend: Moriarty
Crush on You: Mycroft
First Kiss: Moriarty
Lover: Lestrade
Dislikes You:  Irene Adler 
Cockblocked By: Molly Hooper

Best Friend: Jim Moriarty

Crush on you: Sherlock

First Kiss: Sherlock Holmes

Lover: John Watson 

Dislikes you: Irene Adler

Cockblocked by: Jim Moriarty

Well, that’s pretty nice x’D 

Best Friend: Moriarty (!!!)

Crush on you: John (HELLS YEAH!!)

First Kiss: Irene…..

Lover: Lestrade..

Dislikes you: Molly

Cockblocked by: Moriarty.

Best Friend: Molly :D I’d love that so much, I reckon we’d get along well

Crush on you: Sherlock :D D’awww

First Kiss: Mycroft. Interesting….

Lover: John Yay :D

Dislikes you: Sherlock :’( What’d I say ? I thought he had a crush on me :’(

Cockblocked by: LeStrade

Best Friend: Lestrade

Crush on you: also Lestrade (I’m very okay with that.)

First kiss: John

Lover: Sherlock (I’M EXTREMELY OKAY WITH THAT!)

Dislikes you: Sherlock … what? D: So he doesn’t like me but fucks me? That’s a bit not good.

Cockblocked by: Molly

Best friend: Mrs Hudson

Crush on you: Lestrade

First Kiss: Sherlock

Lover: Sherlock

Dislikes you: Irene

Cockblocked by: Molly

… Sound like I just turned into John xD

What am I doing with my time? But it’s impossible not to do: ) Well…

Jim is my best friend. -Hey buddy wanna come in and make some shoes?

Irene has a crush on me. < blush > uhm… hullo: )

First kiss with Mycroft. - Sir? May I walk in for a moment, sir? No, not a problem. No, not national importance, it’s just… During lunch time I visited the bakery, and… well… thought you would like… Sir? Sir?! … Err, you’re welcome.

Lover - Greg. <3

Dislikes me - Mycroft. completely understandable if you look above.

And cockblocked by Sherlock. Of course, who else would it be?

Best friend : Lestrade

Crush on you: Mycroft (I’m so fat he thinks I’m a big candy. Neat.)

First kiss: Mycroft (WHAT)

Lover : Mycroft (Well, I guess I just tasted this good or smthin)

Dislikes you: John ( WHAT- NOOOO D: )

Cockblocked by: John (Oh, I guess that he’s just jelaous of me because I’m in relationship with Mycroft. Oh well). 

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